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Posted by Ott (guest) on Thu, 18 Oct 2012 11:44:04 +0100
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Posted by bob (guest) on Mon, 26 Mar 2012 18:55:07 +0100
Rhyming
Well written and you do capture enough of the story, but the lack of a rhyme on the last word jarred me horribly.
Posted by Guest on Fri, 23 Mar 2012 02:11:56 +0000
The realism of the above is exagerated
By the time that Bibo had the ring the nazgul were back. Besides,the books mention an endless storm (as in lightning) in the mountains surrounding mordor, and in "The Hobbit" the eagle's leader makes it clear that arrows can ill them with little trouble. Horde of orcs, anyone?
Posted by Matt (guest) on Wed, 04 Jan 2012 20:28:18 +0000
The Narrator
A little strange, but interesting all the same.
Posted by Jennifer (guest) on Wed, 16 Nov 2011 19:53:32 +0000
your gay and retarted
Posted by chf (guest) on Thu, 13 Oct 2011 23:01:39 +0100
Wierd comments :\
Posted by Olga (guest) on Thu, 29 Sep 2011 12:51:39 +0100
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Posted by Guest on Sun, 11 Sep 2011 19:57:55 +0100
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Love this
Posted by Jo John (guest) on Sat, 23 Apr 2011 05:55:57 +0100
AngeloY:
> You honestly don't think that the nazguls circling around Mt.Doom would strike down the eagles in seconds?
At the time Bilbo had the ring there wasn't much of that going on.
Posted by Michael (guest) on Thu, 14 Apr 2011 09:40:12 +0100
ummm
anne frank right?
Posted by -_-_-_-_- (guest) on Fri, 10 Dec 2010 00:53:53 +0000
You honestly don't think that the nazguls circling around Mt.Doom would strike down the eagles in seconds?
Posted by AngeloY (guest) on Mon, 06 Dec 2010 03:39:24 +0000
Jolly good!
(PS: I would indeed have been offended re George - not the demise, just the description!)
Posted by nomdeboardie (guest) on Fri, 17 Sep 2010 15:14:45 +0100
Comment on time travel
Loved it and will forward to my daughter, studying physics as a Freshman in college.
Posted by Loved it (guest) on Thu, 09 Sep 2010 18:19:05 +0100
You guys suck.
Beth is a lovely person, who cares what she wears?
She was probably just in a punk band hahaha
Posted by SebyS (guest) on Tue, 10 Aug 2010 15:28:00 +0100
GNO
Made me laugh. Great twist.
Posted by Guest on Thu, 11 Feb 2010 12:52:53 +0000
blis
indeed, the wood worms will ultimately spam the foundations of the net and carbon will no longer exist in the universe while we claim it to be evil and hydrogen our friend. The Universe is made of Hydrogen and ignorance : Dobson.
Posted by Guest on Mon, 25 Jan 2010 19:21:54 +0000
blis
But could it lift heavy objects and kill spiders?
Posted by Guest on Mon, 25 Jan 2010 19:13:23 +0000
blis
If only the cafe owner marketed his business earlier... See Monogamy #1
Posted by Guest on Mon, 25 Jan 2010 19:11:31 +0000
blis
This is by far the most powerful of the three. It's gonna take me a long time to resolve and conclude...
Posted by Guest on Mon, 25 Jan 2010 19:03:44 +0000
blis
Alas, boredom, one should find a good friend within them self, then one can enjoy the pleasure of sharing boredom with others.
Posted by Guest on Mon, 25 Jan 2010 18:50:21 +0000
Kiro
There has been no new / Fifty-five fic for two years / Please, where have you gone?
Posted by Guest on Sun, 15 Nov 2009 19:13:29 +0000
Dasha
haha :D i like this one
Posted by Guest on Tue, 06 Oct 2009 01:28:19 +0100
Michael
Ah does this work then?
Posted by Guest on Thu, 01 Oct 2009 17:31:18 +0100
Test test
Posted by Michael Lawrie on Thu, 01 Oct 2009 17:25:12 +0100
Gabriel
Are we supposed to have even more sympathy for Beth because she's "generally lovely?"
Posted by Guest on Thu, 03 Sep 2009 07:38:03 +0100
Andy
Yay for virii!
Posted by Guest on Tue, 05 May 2009 23:33:06 +0100
Anon
How are we supposed to have sympathy for Republicans? They claim to be human but we know they're really not! Sheesh.
Posted by Guest on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 00:22:41 +0000
natalie
I thought that it was pretty cool. I never knew that interviewing yourself could actually be kind of fun to try to do.
Posted by Guest on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:36:04 +0000
Emma
Creepy, dude. But I loved it.
Posted by Guest on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 13:15:23 +0000
Anonymous Frenchman
hehe I think I get it.
Posted by Guest on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 20:06:56 +0100
Anonymous Frenchman
hehe, nice one. I thought this was retarded until I read the last sentence, then I thought "awesome dude". lol :)
And chill people, who cares whether or not Israel would have existed without Nazi Germany, it's a clever take on things!
Posted by Guest on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 19:54:31 +0100
Jenna
This is so creepy! It's JUST like the book I finished reading an hour ago.
Posted by Guest on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:50:17 +0100
Cara
I like this, it feels uplifiting, challenging the preconceived idea we form for the ending. Thank you.
Posted by Guest on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 17:42:31 +0100
Phil Seaker
Very nice. Colour is very important. Especially the butterfly.
Posted by Guest on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 04:34:19 +0000
billy bob
this is about termites destroying one of the old wooden globes
Posted by Guest on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:42:49 +0000
MrHams
HA! Love it
Posted by Guest on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 03:28:24 +0000
Alex
Once he eats his cake, it's gone. His hands are empty. He no longer has it. So the expression means that he wants two contradictory things; you can't have it both ways.
Posted by Guest on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 00:07:15 +0100
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Posted by Michael Lawrie on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 00:25:57 +0100
jdavis
great story...I know time travel can be an easy cop out, but this was hilarious.
Posted by Guest on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 19:37:51 +0100
Ima Wurdibitsch
I use your site as a place to find good examples for anyone who wants to participate in 55 Fiction Friday with me. I think I'd die of embarrassment if I had to submit mine for formal critique even though I would really love to know if they are any good. I love your 55s.
Posted by Guest on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 22:25:49 +0100
(04:08, Apr 10, 2004) Morbid. Wonderful, but morbid.
Posted by Guest on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 21:29:20 +0100
I had to delete this one and pop it back because of too many comments advertising dodgy drugs companies. Just for my reference, there were 1804 views when I deleted it, and only one comment which I will add back.
Posted by Michael Lawrie on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 21:28:01 +0100
Ali
I first saw these 55-fictions on Cathy's site, and having attempted Haiku some months ago, thought I'd give this a go. Hope it's OK. Will link back to here. I can be found at aygosliblog.blogspot.com
Posted by Guest on Tue, 22 May 2007 00:08:37 +0100
Mirri
Awww. Poor ladies.
Posted by Guest on Tue, 15 May 2007 00:43:57 +0100
Aurora
hmm...you can't be wring in a fictional short story, you don't know what he's referencing, and you really can't say that he was faulted and here's the facts, it's just not right.
I like it, it's simple.
Posted by Guest on Tue, 08 May 2007 19:41:00 +0100
Cathy
Having heard about 55 through another blog I decided to try It and now do one every Friday as do some of my fellow bloggers.I intend to use your picture as alink to your site as I want to make a list of 55 links if you object you can find me here:-
litcor.blogspot.com
Posted by Guest on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:51:38 +0100
Peter
Oh! Cmon smartaleks it's 1986. Its not Hitler they sent...Adolf is someone else who is sent to change the history of the world...and this nanofic suggests he succeeded.
Just not sure if it was that same old goat humper.
Posted by Guest on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 10:39:33 +0100
Sorbus
She fades to nothing. Her past self decided to end the study, not realising that had she continued she would have succeeded. There's the paradox.
Posted by Guest on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 17:59:41 +0100
JML
There are several things wrong with the logic of this story, but I'll just point out the most obvious. If the world had to pick one person to send back to save it, do you really think they would have picked Hitler?
Posted by Guest on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 18:53:04 +0000
JML
Do you really have a problem with monogamy or people marrying the wrong people?
Posted by Guest on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 18:50:58 +0000
JML
I'm failing to see the paradox in the story. I see the irony, but not the paradox.
Posted by Guest on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 18:46:35 +0000
JML
How are we supposed to have sympathy for Beth, a character who believes in one thing and portrays herself as the complete opposite for the sake of her own pleasure?
Posted by Guest on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 18:43:29 +0000
jed
this ones awesome.
Posted by Guest on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 06:07:58 +0000
You will be expecting me to write slash fiction next, won't you. Shudder.
Posted by Michael Lawrie on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 05:57:23 +0000
Hailee
yuckk.
Posted by Guest on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 20:13:47 +0000
Tank
Ah ha!
This is great!
Posted by Guest on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 12:11:58 +0000
Tank
Wouldn't having a cake and eating it constitute eating the same cake twice at the same time?
Or consecutively?
Maybe you throw up, and eat the digested remains of said cake.
The mysteries this universe carries, oi vey.
Posted by Guest on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 12:09:20 +0000
spacecowboy66
Isn't this just a re-write of some script from Terminator 2?
Posted by Guest on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 08:10:56 +0100
Jess
I'm glad I'm not the only one to have noticed that particular gaping plot-hole. Quite inexcusable, as much as I do love the books. =)
Posted by Guest on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 12:28:15 +0100
cal
good but could have done better
Posted by Guest on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 14:25:11 +0000
cal
this is good, but add more mystery
Posted by Guest on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 14:22:46 +0000
Hannah
Haha. Funny. I liked it.
Posted by Guest on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 05:25:53 +0000
Bianca
OMG! That was so hilarious!!!! LOL
Posted by Guest on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 03:05:08 +0000
vickijoan
I love this one! I am a storyteller and do presentations about the 55 word format - this is one of my favorite examples!
Posted by Guest on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 14:41:52 +0000
Clo.
I'm crap at commenting but this version is ace. Much better than that other guy's.
Posted by Guest on Sun, 26 Jun 2005 00:02:42 +0100
Asdfjkl
I'm Jewish and this is excellent...
Posted by Guest on Wed, 15 Jun 2005 17:06:48 +0100
Adam
...but where was Timmy?
Posted by Guest on Sat, 11 Jun 2005 01:57:57 +0100
Adam
Setting George and Anne up was a masterstroke!
Posted by Guest on Sat, 11 Jun 2005 01:56:49 +0100
A. Kidd
I'm a complete Tolkien fan and when I read this story It made me feel better to know that some people are as passionate as me.
Posted by Guest on Wed, 23 Feb 2005 12:26:23 +0000
GILES TODDS DAUGHTER!!!!
i like this 1, but it frightens me.
Posted by Guest on Thu, 30 Dec 2004 22:44:40 +0000
GILES TODDS DAUGHTER!!!!
ok, lorry, that woz just not funny.
Posted by Guest on Thu, 30 Dec 2004 22:41:41 +0000
GILES TODDS DAUGHTER!!!!
i luv the LOTR 1!!!!
Posted by Guest on Thu, 30 Dec 2004 22:37:52 +0000
Branch out? It's not like all my 55's are single themed... This is one story, with a single plot.
It's also fiction - The Jews claim Israel as their destiny and they are a warmongering lot, so who knows what would have happened...
I agree about the "electricity" phrase though, it is messy.
Posted by Michael Lawrie on Thu, 23 Dec 2004 09:55:40 +0000
christina
love this one. that's why i won't write any 55-fiction. and if i did, i wouldn't show it to you. :p
Posted by Guest on Fri, 09 Jul 2004 15:53:24 +0100
christina. yeah, that's me.
my dear michael, you know i lurve you dearly. i had to post the very first comment on this one. thanks for my very own 55-fiction story. *kisses*
Posted by Guest on Fri, 09 Jul 2004 15:48:24 +0100
Michael
If it had been 58 word stories, they would have been able to have tea and cream-cakes... In fact, in the original they had crumpets but I had to sacrifice that whole plot addition to save 2 words I am afraid.
Posted by Guest on Thu, 08 Jul 2004 01:19:02 +0100
...
I'm not sure I can picture Sauron saying "bugger me."
Glad everyone got the chance to have tea, though. Well, everyone except Sauron.
Posted by Guest on Thu, 17 Jun 2004 15:13:40 +0100
fer
Actually this reminds me of the Maupassant short stories I studied for French A-Level, especially "Deux Amis", which was heartbreaking and beautiful and simple.
Posted by Guest on Wed, 07 Apr 2004 09:54:06 +0100
fer
I love stories where you can make up the situation that fits the bare clean bones that have already been written.
Posted by Guest on Wed, 07 Apr 2004 09:39:28 +0100
Sara
*hops about in circles* I am the person who you updated the date on the bottom of the site for, and stopped emailing! *glares darkly* But I am showing people at school, this one, because it is nifty and morbid! *sits down* I should be TAing, like a good TA, but I'm not. Oh well. Math test to go to, give me a noose. *jumps off a bridge*
Posted by Guest on Mon, 15 Mar 2004 20:04:07 +0000
Yulanda
i get the idea that last commenter was probably jewish and just looking for something to complain about. there is no mistake historically since by 1996 there was a nation called israel. its a good story michael please don't branch out i like the 55 word stories !
Posted by Guest on Sun, 08 Feb 2004 06:15:22 +0000