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The old Cockney favourite, Pie and Mash.

SpamRocker

One day you will be hungry,all the fish stock will be depleted because you greedy buggers want Cod.
You will be poor and relish Pie&Mash,he with genuine recipe will be King

Posted by Guest on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 01:54:54 +0000

creamy-weetabix1

Ewan

But Arabian princess, it is a complex carb! Whole wheat, just too much milk.

Posted by Guest on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 06:40:00 +0000

chicken-flan

Ewan

"Flan is supposed to be..."

Are you sure? Does noone else in the world call anything 'flan'? Might that explain the picture?

Retard.

Posted by Guest on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 06:34:40 +0000

chicken-bacon-butty

Ewan

The use of light mayo allows consumption of regular coke rather than having to drink the nasty diet stuff!

Of course, grilled chicken and bacon is pretty healthy and the cheese could be low fat.

Posted by Guest on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 06:32:59 +0000

butter1

Ewan

I agree - looks like scrambled eggs to me, although why is it in a strainer?

Posted by Guest on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 06:30:52 +0000

bangers-and-mash

Ewan

How could anyone not like bangers and mash? Unless you don't like potatoes or sausages that is.

As for the recipe - boil potatoes, then mash, cook sausages, serve with potatoes. There is no correct type of sausage. Delicious with onion gravy.

Posted by Guest on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 06:26:07 +0000

american-invasion

Ewan

Where do Americans get their ideas from. Pizza - American??? About as American as Apple Pie!

Posted by Guest on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 06:21:29 +0000

american-invasion

Ewan

I would normally agree that small and local would probably be better than a chain, but in the case of a place like this it will probably be pretty bad.

Posted by Guest on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 06:19:21 +0000

You can have a Christmas Dinner - Turkey and all the other bits inside a Yorkshire Pudding; it works quite well really.

Ewan

Apologies - Japanese laptop keyboard confusion. I meant to say that is is a light batter baked in the over - the same mixture as French Crepe batter.

Posted by Guest on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 06:16:06 +0000

You can have a Christmas Dinner - Turkey and all the other bits inside a Yorkshire Pudding; it works quite well really.

Ewan

The jacuzzi isn't bread related.　　

Posted by Guest on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 06:14:56 +0000

A Giant Yorkshire Pudding.

Ewan

Heart attack on a plate??

It is made from flour, eggs and milk - exactly the same mixture as pancake batter only this will never be eaten with syrup or sugae (well, not usually but I have a friend who is partial to jam with them)

Posted by Guest on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 06:13:02 +0000

A typical good Northern chip shop menu - This one is in Accrington town centre.

Ewan

Turkey Stick is a similar part of the anatomy to the fish finger!

If you think that menu is good, you should try up in Aberdeen. Deep Fried pizza anyone?

Posted by Guest on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 06:10:41 +0000

My favourite... Fish, chips, proper northern mushy peas, a steak and kidney pudding ... All covered in gravy, (Northern peas are

Ewan

The kidney is in the pudding (the dome shaped thing). I have never seen a steak and kidney pudding with fish and chips before. As for 'heart attack' - everything in moderation.

Posted by Guest on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 06:08:07 +0000

An assortment of complete-meals in a can (plus some vomit in a box).

Holgate

Quite honestly, I think I would find some guilty pleasure in soggy canned chips mixed with beans. It's too bad they don't have a fish, chips and beans variety.

Posted by Guest on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 13:27:05 +0000

deep-fried-breakfast3

alsdfkj

shes a lesbo

Posted by Guest on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 14:44:43 +0000

Who needs cans hey? This is far more pretty!

Stan

I don't always digest my food very well. Sometimes, when I eat peas like these, they come out the way they went in, whole and undisturbed

Posted by Guest on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 02:44:49 +0000

The old Cockney favourite, Pie and Mash.

stanra

yuk! kittykat pie. no thanks

Posted by Guest on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 16:51:13 +0000

chippie-sofie

stan

I would eat that. The fish and chips doesn't look too bad either.

Posted by Guest on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 20:57:41 +0000

bacon-burger

stan

I cant eat greesey food like this without getting explosive diarhea.
I end up leaving brown flecks of shit all over the toliet and the wall. I hate to clean it up

Posted by Guest on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 20:54:46 +0000

Kraft 1: This was allegedley something similar to the US "Kraft Dinner" but I am told it is a fraud and tastes like cr

stan

I'm lactose intolerant. The last time I ate cheese i shat myself on the bus. The shit worked its way all the way to the back of my neck. The pasengers were not happy

Posted by Guest on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 20:50:14 +0000

peasoup1

The one

Ew! This looks like shit! No thanks arabian princess! Your reicipe wouldn't be a sucess free or not! This crap looks utterly disgusting!

Posted by Guest on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 17:54:18 +0000

peasoup2

yo muva

OMFG I THOUGHT THIS WAS A ROCK! URGHRHGRHGH IT HAS SCARED ALL THE WILDLIFE AWAY

Posted by Guest on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 17:52:42 +0000

A rather large jar of Pickled Eggs - In case there's a war or something.

The one

Everything pickled tastes like SHYTE, except maybe cucumber.

Posted by Guest on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 17:19:44 +0000

My fridge #3

The one

Arabian Princess, you are either stupid, un-knowing or just really ignorant ^-^ Have you ever actually visted Britain? And maybe peered into some NORMAL persons fridge? I'm guessing not, no matter! It's not like you mean anything to the world, let alone one country, state, reigon or anything else!

Posted by Guest on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 17:13:59 +0000

My fridge #1

yo muva

Hey! It's an american fridge!! Wow... there's alot in there! Shrimp paste... interesting, orange juice that looks like it's from Lidls...hmm

Posted by Guest on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 17:08:40 +0000

The old Cockney favourite, Pie and Mash.

The one

FUCK! Mash and gravy, it's lovely don't get me wrong but... THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING SHIT! ITS WHITE! THE PIE IS BURNT, ITS SWIMMING IN VOMIT AND SO WILL I IF I DONT LOOK AWAY!

Posted by Guest on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 16:52:35 +0000

A Mr Kipling Apple and Mouse Pie.

The one

HELLO! Does anyone realise it's on the floor in some kinda falling-down kitchen with rotting food on the floor and... MICE FRIGGIN PISSING AbOUT?!

Posted by Guest on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 16:49:47 +0000

Kraft 2: The completed bowl of puke tasting worms that is the fake Kraft Dinner.

shitlette

And all the maggots crawled to the pool of the pus filled wound, and drank!

Posted by Guest on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 16:42:49 +0000

Kraft 1: This was allegedley something similar to the US "Kraft Dinner" but I am told it is a fraud and tastes like cr

yo muva

oh god... Macaroni and cheese tastes like dick cheese and sperm. And this is no different! What is that? a cracked egg chucked ontop?

Posted by Guest on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 16:40:56 +0000

Sausage, black pudding, bacon, saute potatoes, scrambled egg on toast and something that could be breaded mushrooms.

The one

Aren't those grutons? anyway, that is what normal scrambled egg looks like, otherwise they wouldnt have named it "scrambled" ... that aint an english brekkie, infact most of the shit on this site aint english at all!

Posted by Guest on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 16:38:12 +0000

Sausage, black pudding and saute potatoes.

shitlette

I am physically sick... AND WHAT KINDA OVEN IS THAT?!

Posted by Guest on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 16:35:12 +0000

Fish, chips, mushy peas, a Spam fritter and curry sauce.

The one

I take it someone doesn't like fish n chips and they spewed all over it at the sight?

Posted by Guest on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 16:28:51 +0000

Buck Rarebit with bacon and roast potatoes.

yo muva

Urrrgh!! That is NOT a good cafe, the cook was either insane or retarded but christ! Even I make better bacon, french toast and egg than that!!

Posted by Guest on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 16:18:49 +0000

yorkie

shitlette

Yorkie is dog food, Only dogs are allowed to eat hence the "not for girls" bit. But really, I wonder why they class it for men while the chocolate tastes mild and milky? Maybe men don't have strong stomachs?

Posted by Guest on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 16:07:42 +0000

Weetabix and Toast.

stan

my cat's vomit looks like that sometimes

Posted by Guest on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 01:17:07 +0000

A meal in a can. This claimed to be Omlette, chips and beans.

stan

is that an omlette or a placenta?

Posted by Guest on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 23:32:50 +0000

Some may think that this is a sexy little fig...

Silver Angel

Yurg..cant look at this without thinking yukky fig roll..aint that what old people eat when they cant go to the loo???

Posted by Guest on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 11:55:42 +0000

Buck Rarebit with bacon and roast potatoes.

Silver Angel

I reckon that after a really heavy night that would do the job,but with cpoius amounts of brown sauce(Daddies of course!)

Posted by Guest on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 11:53:21 +0000

Chip Shop's version of a Baked Potato with cheese, beans and salad.

Silver Angel

Thought the cheese was spagetti for a mo!!maybe in not such a large volume it might be ok!!..oh and better presented!!

Posted by Guest on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 11:51:18 +0000

Sausage, black pudding and saute potatoes.

Stan

Greesey food like this makes my shit leave streaks in the toliet bowl

Posted by Guest on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 23:55:15 +0000

Sausage, black pudding, bacon, saute potatoes, scrambled egg on toast and something that could be breaded mushrooms.

Boston Jim

Looks just fine, but as with so much of the other food photographed here it appears that the Brits, when cooking, take perfectly good food and ruin it........

I mean, I'd have never thought it possible to produce scrambled eggs that look like THAT! :-(

The sausages look yummy, though.....

Posted by Guest on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 14:13:20 +0000

egg-ham-cheese-toast

Boston Jim

Only the Brits could ruin Eggs Benedict......

Posted by Guest on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 23:47:52 +0000

egg-ham-potato

Boston Jim

I'e looked at almost all the food pictures here and I wanna kow how come all this Brit food looks like whoever made it feckin' PUKED all over it after they plaed it.

God, this food is HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!

Posted by Guest on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 23:25:43 +0000

chicken-bacon-butty

Boston Jim

OK so with all that greasy garbage and cheese WHY would anyone bother using LIGHT mayo...........

Posted by Guest on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 23:21:36 +0000

chippie-michael

Boston Jim

I dunno which is grosser -- Michael or the food......

Posted by Guest on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 23:19:46 +0000

Weetabix and Toast.

Boston Jim

That looks like someone took a dump into the pan and put a piece of toast on it.........

Posted by Guest on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 23:18:24 +0000

Haggis.

Boston Jim

Think about it: only the people who invented bagpies and golf could have ever invented HAGGIS.....

Look a the label! The Queen eats it......

Posted by Guest on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 23:17:12 +0000

Fish, chips, mushy peas, a Spam fritter and curry sauce.

Boston Jim

OK, the fish and the chips look fine but who ever heard of deep-fried SPAM!

And what is that GREEN SHIT all over the top of it, baby puke?

CHRIST!

Posted by Guest on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 23:13:32 +0000

biltong1

Boston Jim

What the hell IS IT!!!!!!!!

It looks like a TURD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Guest on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 23:12:06 +0000

A Jam Tart

Cord

I have a 23 inch poop length record

Posted by Guest on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 07:07:24 +0000

Meat and Potato Pie, Mash, Mushy Peas, Gravy, a few Meatballs and some Pease Pudding to add some erm, colour...

Cord

Sometimes my poop looks like those meat balls

Posted by Guest on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 05:47:39 +0000

A firm student favourite - Pies in a tin.

Cord

I have a 23 inch poop length record

Posted by Guest on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 02:59:16 +0000

The old Cockney favourite, Pie and Mash.

Cord

I just farted again and some more poo came out

Posted by Guest on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 18:48:49 +0000

Fish, chips, mushy peas and a Spam fritter.

Cord

I just farted and some poo came out

Posted by Guest on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 18:46:45 +0000

Fish, chips, mushy peas and a Spam fritter.

food loving girl

i love spam fritters,my localchippy does the most loveliest fritters going.

Posted by Guest on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 10:29:12 +0000

deep-fried-breakfast3

SpamRocker

Oh shit....!
I know her,she was apprenticed to me as a bricklayer,good but slow.

Posted by Guest on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 22:30:32 +0000

biltong1

SpamRocker

Dead dried Wildebeast.

Posted by Guest on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 22:19:04 +0000

bliss

SpamRocker

That is a Kate&Sidney pud(AKA in the Army as babies heads)with processed peas and gravy and a mug of tea,ideal as a light snack.

Posted by Guest on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 22:13:24 +0000

More of a Northern favourite, fish, meat and potato pie and mushy peas. What? No gravy?

SpamRocker

this is nothing more than a breakfast dish for northern sissies,not even enough to put in a sarnie...nuff said.

Posted by Guest on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 21:03:24 +0000

The old Cockney favourite, Pie and Mash.

SpamRocker

Proper nosh...I make my own and the liquor,tried to post the recipe here but too long,email me [email protected] if you want the recipe,been eating this since 1964 and still rocking!

Posted by Guest on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 20:56:18 +0000

A Mr Kipling Apple and Mouse Pie.

SpamRocker

Awwwww!.....meeces are cute!

Posted by Guest on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 20:25:43 +0000

Buck Rarebit with bacon and roast potatoes.

SpamRocker

top brekkie and hangover cure,bacon needs more fat though,should be smoked streaky,needs mushrooms and fresh pineapple on the rarebit,nearly perfect.

Posted by Guest on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 20:17:19 +0000

Fish, chips, mushy peas, a Spam fritter and curry sauce.

SpamRocker

looks fine to me...just needs more spam,maybe some onion rings too and a plate of bread&butter for butties.

Posted by Guest on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 20:12:33 +0000

littlehaggis2

Raist Maj

Where's the yellow #5...Is that in everything...WTF!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Guest on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 14:37:51 +0000

Haggis.

Raist Maj

The only good thing about this crap is that it's a picture and not here with me at this f*cking moment...

Posted by Guest on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 14:34:09 +0000

egg-pizza

pinacolada

copied the concept of turkish pizza. they crack eggs on top of it too.

Posted by Guest on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 12:43:14 +0000

chippie-sofie

pinacolada

that fish and chip looks great! gimme some!

Posted by Guest on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 12:38:06 +0000

peasoup1

wagger

pepper you dipshit

Posted by Guest on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 19:00:25 +0000

Buck Rarebit with bacon and roast potatoes.

christ

That ugly pink thing is bacon? i thought it might be rabbit liver when i saw the picture.

Posted by Guest on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 00:58:05 +0000

Sausage, black pudding, bacon, saute potatoes, scrambled egg on toast and something that could be breaded mushrooms.

ally

reminds me of Denny's breakfasts

Posted by Guest on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 12:09:29 +0000

A firm student favourite - Pies in a tin.

ally

can't you have pie with fruit in it?

Posted by Guest on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 12:07:52 +0000

yorkie

timmy

I am an eleven year old boy who would like to meet older men. please meet me behind the bushes on Harris road anytime after 9:00
Bring candy

Posted by Guest on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 17:48:22 +0000

littlehaggis4

Ciara

yummmmmmy poached egg on toast yummmmmmmmmm!!

Posted by Guest on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:51:41 +0000

littlehaggis3

Ciara

furr ball quit talkind about shit dum butt

Posted by Guest on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:50:01 +0000

littlehaggis2

Ciara

furrball u dumb ass haggis is boiled fish bladder or is that hackus????

Posted by Guest on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:48:39 +0000

littlehaggis1

Ciara

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

Posted by Guest on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:46:44 +0000

lincolnshire-poacher

Ciara

looks like old moldy chease

Posted by Guest on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:45:33 +0000

limpeggbutty

Ciara

furrball your eting lame u ned some new things tosay what u just said is lllaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeee lame

Posted by Guest on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:44:31 +0000

lambchops

Ciara

yummmy looks yummy yum!!! no pork i love chicken pork sucks dick!!!!

Posted by Guest on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:43:03 +0000

lambchop2

Ciara

ok has no name big word my me brain hurt

Posted by Guest on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:41:40 +0000

lambchop1

Ciara

meats no treat for those u eat

Posted by Guest on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:40:16 +0000

lamb-swede

Ciara

has no name is right shut up furball >:(

Posted by Guest on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:38:26 +0000

lamb-curry

Ciara

the meat looks good

Posted by Guest on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:37:01 +0000

kenwood

Ciara

it looks like cake batter i eat it

Posted by Guest on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:36:17 +0000

ice-cream-yummy

Ciara

hahahahahahaha bear thats funny lol hahahahahahaha >

Posted by Guest on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:31:52 +0000

ham-poacher

Ciara

cindy u dumb fuck face shut up thats my friend u bald heaed bitch that talks a lot a shit

Posted by Guest on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:30:38 +0000

ginger-cake

FURRRRBALL

oh my god i need to shave my furry balls well nevermind i like my balls nice and warm ... mabey i should shave my arms the hair in them are 6 feet long

Posted by Guest on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:27:42 +0000

garden-tomato3

Ciara

the peepers are getting boring the last 3 pitchers where pepers yuk!!!!nvm there tomatoes opps lol

Posted by Guest on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:24:42 +0000

fishchips-s

Ciara

whos sushi?? well anyway hi

Posted by Guest on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:22:09 +0000

Buck Rarebit with bacon and roast potatoes.

drink fasting tea

Looks like an operation gone wrong.

Posted by Guest on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 20:23:28 +0000

Fish, chips, mushy peas and a Spam fritter.

gourmet

Texanne, if you're from Texas, then I'd say this looks better than burgers and french fries.Do people in the U.S. really eat THAT STUFF!!

Posted by Guest on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 09:29:29 +0000

Fish, chips, mushy peas and a Spam fritter.

raffles

Joe, what a lucky dog you have!

Posted by Guest on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 09:25:57 +0000

My fridge #1

itomato

At least you have "REAL" Mayonnaise..

I don't know how you Britons survive..

Posted by Guest on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 03:49:43 +0000

A Mr Kipling Apple and Mouse Pie.

Paul

Mice are best eaten cooked.

Posted by Guest on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 04:18:24 +0000

yorkie

kyle

i dyed my hair black because i want to impress my friends

Posted by Guest on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 19:22:01 +0000

yorkie

Dylan

I stayed home all day today listening to emo music while watching anime at home. Life sucks

Posted by Guest on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 19:20:43 +0000

A Jam Tart

mitchy

thisa is about a dog named Cat. He went to the zoo and ate a yorkie. I like techno, techno, techno. Bob Saget

Posted by Guest on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 19:19:00 +0000

A Jam Tart

peyam cham

I-I-I-I like this b-b-b-b-beacuase it feels good on my a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ass

Posted by Guest on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 19:17:39 +0000

poached-eggs

chuck

It's beautiful!

Posted by Guest on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 17:53:44 +0000

The old Cockney favourite, Pie and Mash.

Wernher

Hi it looks great.I would try it.Our Foot is not better.Greets from Germany

Posted by Guest on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 17:43:27 +0000

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