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First, make some coffee. Oh and peel some spuds too.
 
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Chop the spuds up, and bung 'em in a pan with salt and boil them.
 
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Well I couldn't find proper onions, these are silly little ones but they'll do...
 
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Chop! Chop! ... Not too small, this isn't a gay cooking page.
 
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Mash the potatoes and throw in a load of butter. Heart surgery is free in the UK.
 
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Fresh minced Shepherd Meat... You need some of that.
 
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Fry the onions in some butter, or olive oil if you must...
 
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Chuck the meat in and swish it all around.
 
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Remember that potato water you didn't throw away? Put an Oxo cube and some pepper and some Worcestershire Sauce in and chuck tha
 
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Pop it in a glass bowl that's big enough for that and the mash.
 
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Spread the mash on the top - There is a secret to covering it properly... Use tonnes of it.
 
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This bit is important... Make yourself a mash butty.
 
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And eat it. Probably with another coffee.
 
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Slice some nice strong cheddar nice and thinly.
 
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Stick the thing in the oven for as long as it needs.
 
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Just before it is ready, put the cheese on  top...
 
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And stick it back in under a grill until it's done.
 
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It should probably look like this, at least if someone has eaten half of it, it should.
 
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Make yourself some proper mushy peas to serve it with; none of this southern crap with sugar in this needs proper grey coloured 
 
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And eat it all, with some brown sauce.
 
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